February 2012
27 posts
"you threw off my groove!!!!"
i wish i could send someone to kick my dad right now XD he was on my grill…
apparently the school called because im on the honor roll
psh
i’m here trying to get chaney’s essay off of my rocks.
can’t even finish the intro
dad has the phone on speaker
in my face
“listen! did you hear! did you hear?!”
i hung it up “yeah. i’m on the honor roll....
And it’s when creeps reach out to me that I realize I have all I could ever want or need :)
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i had never thought a man of few words existed until i met him, and it was with him that i learned it was not from lack of vocabulary, lack of knowledge, the man anything but ignorant. he was simply selective of his words, saying only what he felt was truly worth the effort, a true intellectual trapped within his own mind. he was intelligent, calculated, speaking softly but with the eloquence and...
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