January 2011
12 posts
A Potential Bucket List
THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
1. Have Brendon Urie take me to prom high school reunion
2. Spend one year in Mexico
3. Wear a fake moustache for an entire day… at school
4. Have Jim Carrey call me DAUGHTER
5. Be the first result on TWITTER Google
6. Win a Tony
7. Win an Oscar, just so i can say in my acceptance speech: Suck it, ya queefs
8. Work at Hooters
9. Do weed with Meredith...
anbundang asked: the question you asked me, what would YOU do? haha.
losing my chizzz
there’s something enchanting about writing stories. it’s an escape for me. just to be able to forget who i am here and turn into someone who has everything in their favor. the girl with the perfect looks, perfect voice… something i’ve always wanted, y’know? that’s really why i write, to be able to live the life that i want to live. this bring me to my point-...
Yet Another Lesson in Ivonnish
Today’s Word: BRENDON URIE
i know… i know, Brendon Urie means something? yes, he does. again, all in the context. i say his name so much he’s now a part of my Ivictionary. (note- you may purchase your OWN Ivictionary for $19.95 plus shipping and handling. the proceits go to the help this pathetic loser get Brendon Urie to take Ivonne Aventura to prom.) so, again, context.
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why? why make me think? i hate that.
mother only cares about me when i have boys flocking after me. she’s so concerned about appearances that’s really just about the only thing that matters to her, so, stupid me, all i’ve ever wanted was my mom to let me know she actually cares about me, that she’s proud of at least one thing in my life. its just very sad that looking decent is the only way i can get that. and...
A Lesson in Ivonnish
todays lesson is about the word “Queef” and everyone knows that means a vaj fart- yes, very vulgar, but thats my shabladoo. (Note: i will cover “shabladoo” in another segment) so i will translate a few phrases with the word queef of root word queef in them.
Queef “I’m going on a trip tomorrow” “Oh you QUEEF!”- oh you fortunate person
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Eyebrows
this is going to be all about eyebrows so if you absolutely hate eyebrows or just don’t care about eyebrows i advise you stop readin now, because this will just be an ode to eyebrows. i love a guy with some visible defined eyebrows. i mean like naturally thick yet not so thick- only way i can put it is with pictures…
i mean eyeyou brows like this. they have to be like SHABAM i have to...
i am demented.
alright now that THAT’S out of the way, i will kill you. not really. not yet. you’re nice. i think. oh well whatever, it doesn’t matter. what matters is you took the time to read this junk heap. =] and i love you. but seriously, i have one twisted sense of humor. like earlier as i was studying for my masters in Andrew Garfield-ology i turned into Mel Bale. for those of you that...
Swordfish
my nose is possibly one of the most pointiest things in the world. i swear i could cut cheese with it. to make it weirder it’s big. so i’m stuck with a swordfish nose, and sometimes i wonder if this could be the premise for an epic superhero. okay, how to make this hero not lame and unlikeable. i’ll make him a guy, because everyone knows female superheroes are hella wimpy…...
i make no sense. i know that. i can dwell on things for so long it isn’t funny. i act like i don’t. the reason i tell people not to dwell on things is because i don’t want people going crazy like me. it would be a moral crime for me to allow people to suffer the way i can from time to time. the therapist effect. i can fix everyone else’s problems but my own. i guess God...
Irrational
I can hear you walking But i can’t see you I don’t know how long I can hold on
I don’t need this phantom love Didn’t ask for phantom love Senses aren’t enough To keep me…
Now Sixteeen winters but that’s still nothing Yet I can feel the pressure settling My hands Are tied My voice Suicide Toxic- i can’t leave ...
nerd chic
let me rant on this for a little bit. i’m a nerd so i think i have all the right to yap about this. wth is nerd chic? wait… so all of a sudden being a nerd is “chic”? it’s cool now? why? i stay home and do homework all the time while saying random facts that no one wants to hear. thought people avoided the kid with the funny laugh and the awkward vocabulary…...