December 2009
3 posts
Brenny vs Menny >=] mwa ha ha!!!
[they encounter each other at a random bar... well not random cuz im a bartender there and they're slightly drunk. so, they notice each other and are condused because they think theyre looking in a mirror. same hair same face, same hands, same style of dress. only thing different is menny's tanner complexion. to me its my biggest fantasy, but i stay twirling bottles and serving drinks as my merry late night job requires]
Menny: oh my... y-you... WHO ARE YOU?
Brenny: Brendon Urie... why the hell is this mirror talking back at me? [waving hands around and noting that Menny isn't moving. since Menny is hispanic he has a better alchohol tolerance] aw man, what am i a vampire?! oh shoot, my reflection is magical or something-
Menny: uh, no its not.[flips hair] i didn't know people admired my style so much. you emulate me well-
Brenny: what the hell are you- why is my reflection talking back at- this is crazy...
Menny: what are you talking about?! i'm not your reflection! you're just a fan in the prescence of a star...
Brenny: [sobers up] whoa whoa- STAR? heh i think we're mistaken. if there are any "stars" here its me and my crew. you [laughs] you're living in a fantasy, kid. nice clothes by the way. i see you've been raiding my closet-
Menny: no no no, you've been raiding mine. i can garantee my style is 100% Menny. you're probably too drunk to funtion. see, im from la Academia and i can outsing any man who dares challenge me-
Brenny: oh, so you're a singer now? you cant outsing crap. you have no idea who you're talking to, so why dont you just shut up if you know what's good for you?
Menny: [singing] Why dont you just back off from me? its obvious you're head's stuck in a dream!
Brenny: [singing back] you're false illusion's deader than a burned out candle and like like a lit one i'm way to hot to handle-
Menny: oh is it gonna be like this?
Brenny: why yes if you still persist-
[both sing a note so high, the world exploded]
18 [thus unnamed]
man i need to get on this thing more often cuz a lot of stuff tends to happen in a day. not the kind of dramatic stuff, but the really funny borderline insane stuff. but at the same time im beginning to feel the pressures of having to keep it all together. i know my laziness wants to come back and attack me, but im trying to resist the temptation to just ignore it all and sleep because i know that...