February 2012
27 posts
"you threw off my groove!!!!"
i wish i could send someone to kick my dad right now XD he was on my grill…
apparently the school called because im on the honor roll
psh
i’m here trying to get chaney’s essay off of my rocks.
can’t even finish the intro
dad has the phone on speaker
in my face
“listen! did you hear! did you hear?!”
i hung it up “yeah. i’m on the honor roll....
And it’s when creeps reach out to me that I realize I have all I could ever want or need :)
"Thanks for Your Support Today"
i had never thought a man of few words existed until i met him, and it was with him that i learned it was not from lack of vocabulary, lack of knowledge, the man anything but ignorant. he was simply selective of his words, saying only what he felt was truly worth the effort, a true intellectual trapped within his own mind. he was intelligent, calculated, speaking softly but with the eloquence and...
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January 2012
33 posts
That One Bestfriend You Do Weird Things With ..
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Normal People: U
Me: Wait..A,B,C,D,E,F,G……
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The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can have it-
Court: How dare you breathe?
ingredients in my linaza
so, i’m drinking this powdered stuff that’s supposed to help with my arthritic pains and reduce my cholesterol levels and all the ingredients are in spanish. i can officially say i successfully translated all the ingredients and I know what is in the stuff I’m putting in my watered down grape juice every night before bed:
flax/ flax seed
phsyllium
senna leaf
cactus
alfalfa
...
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Writing an essay
Finishing the essay
Turning the essay in
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When you and your friend notice you're about to...
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ahahaha me and Ivonne
yes, batman and robin, as in ivonne and meredith hahahahahaha!!!!!! i swear, that one time i ran to drama hahahaha this represents it soooooooo well XD
for as long as i can remember, i’ve always wanted to fit in. i’ve always wanted to dress a certain way and behave a certain way so i could feel like a part of something. i’ve always felt like i was a superfluous puzzle piece in this sketch of the world. and i’ve thought of myself like this for a long time.
it isn’t until now, really, that i understand that i am...