Robin & The Rigbys

Last night had this stupid dream where I went on a date at the fair with Ian Hecox of Smosh behind Jake’s back. Then my man finds out and he gets all weepy and stuff, and I realized I am so whipped I can’t even get away with dreaming about other men anymore. Strangely, I like the feeling. :)

mycroft-queenofengland:

cumberbitchsandwich:

adventuresinnerdiness:

flickandswish:

billy-hill:

beekel:

Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.

i am crying i am literally crying i am laughing so hard that there are tears trickling from my eyes oh my god

perfect, perfect, perfect

I CAN’T OH MY GOD THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS

I wish I could play this for every customer that asks me for this book.

(Source: nerdnawesome, via seamusharper)

I wish that when people asked me what kind of music I like, I had an answer for them

Instead of always looking at them blankly, only resorting to saying “everything”

smirkinglittleshit:

if you say you’ve never found an animated character even remotely attractive you’re either lying or you’re lying.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

me during my wedding vows: babe i just love you so much like you don't know i can't even you're so gorg and just perf and like you just give me so many feels i can't even omfg i ship us so hard lkjhfluyhejrg'zsjhf;s;dfgkhzs

cryingvagina:

if i was a dj my name would be dj enzyme because i’m always breaking it down 

(Source: cyberblogging, via fuckyeahloldemort)